Weird Reference Questions For A library:?

“Do you have books here?”
“Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?”
“Do you have a list of all the books I’ve ever read?”
“Where is the reference desk?” asked by person sitting at a desk with sign above her saying “REFERENCE DESK”!
“I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $39.95. Do you know which one it is?”
“Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hairdryer?”
“Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?”
“Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?”
“I need a color photograph of George Washington [Christopher Columbus, King Arthur, Moses, Socrates, etc.]”
“I need a photocopy of Booker T. Washington’s birth certificate.”
“Why don’t you have any books by Ibid? He’s written a lot of important stuff.”
“I’m looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I’m having trouble with it in my neck.”
“Is the basement upstairs?”

clever.