I’m looking for a crazy job this coming summer?

Well, let’s see, last summer I worked at Cedar Point in Ohio (an roller coaster park), The summer before that I did door to door sales in Minnesota, and the summer before that I did a demolition job in Mississippi. So, basically what I’m looking for is something out of state, and a little off the beaten track. I’ve considered national parks and alaska. Any other suggestions??

Be a lei greeter in Hawaii
Mow lawns for a landscaping/lawn maintenance company in Malibu, CA
Work at the TKTS booth in Times Square in Manhattan