Poem about Eiffel Tower.?

Did you ever write a poem or would like to that told a story where the setting is:
Disney World
Eiffel Tower
World Trade Center – NYC
A Tourist Site (pre-Sept. 11)
A Tribute to the Victims
Ocean City
Gettysburg Battlefield
Yellowstone National Park
Space Shuttle

if you have I would love to read it. Even if the site isn’t one of those listed above.

I went to the Eiffel Tower
But the lights ran out of power
So I sat in the dark
Eating some carp
Until I went to a bridal shower