Would you be willing to make a substantial sacrifice to have any of the following:?

a. your picture on a postage stamp?
b. your statue in a park?
c. a national holiday in your honor?
d. a Nobel prize?
e. a college named after you?
f. a street named after you?
g. your spouse come back to you?
h. healthy children?
What kind of sacrifices would you be willing to make for any of the list?
Ok Ok, forget G & H, how about the rest of the choices?
Or answer A- F separate from G & H…

A. No thanks. There are some people I wouldn’t want to have lick me.

B. I’m too old to get stoned and I wouldn’t want to be covered in pigeon poop.

C. Sure, why not? As long as no one has to work and we all still get paid. Go for it! I don’t want to have to be President or be assasinated to get it though.

D. Now you’re talkin’. After all it is a PEACE prize. I’m all about the peace.

E. Now that would be one crazy college. I’m afraid classrooms and I were never best of friends. Maybe just name a frat party weekend after me instead.

F. I already have one of those, and I got to tell you, it’s not what it’s cracked up to be. I hate seeing my namesake with potholes and litter.

G. If she left, and if there was something I could do that would help her decide to come back to me, sure. However, I have been through a divorce before, and at some point it is better to just say goodbye, no matter how much it hurts. After all if you love someone, you want for them what they want, even if it means they don’t want you. So, an asked for sacrifice, sure, but begging and scraping, no thanks.

H. Anything. My life. Take it. Just please God, keep my children healthy and happy. What else is there?