If by chance one day…….?

A man enters a grocery store in china and orders egg noodles,but there are no chickens at the front counter due to a shortege in feathers, would the pillow company in fact switch to synthetic fibers or would Al gore stop them and order wool pillows in triplicate under section 33A-b4t of the paperwork reduction act , until the folks at greenpeace put a stop to that and have several stoned hippes handcuff themselves to a log in Wilimina ,Oregon,
right as the Oregon duck football team rides buy in a rented greyhound bus on thier way to Corvallis to play the beavers, who are busy building dams in lake Corvallis when the team arrives, at the order of the National park service ranger Mr. Smokey bear, who when the damns are completed eats both football teams, with some mild wasabi sauce form indonesia, what would you do if you were the one that saw the terrorist leap out of the bottle and suicide bomb the swimming pool? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!!!

The pillow company would not switch, at least not without stating the pillows are indeed NOT feather. Al Gore could not stop them nor could he order wool pillows under that Act. Greenpeace does not work that way int this point in time, for many of the hippies are in nursing facilities, brains mushed out from too many trips. The football team you mentioned NEVER rents Greyhound, and the Beavers don’t like water. And as for Smokey, he is vegan and just wouldn’t, nor would he eat the wasabi, mild or no. I would run the other way if I could not stop him, and return later to help with triage.

Seriously.